Perspectives and such Sunday, May 28 2006

It’s amazing how sometimes one can relate, so effortlessly, to a work of fiction. As if it were tailor-made to describe one’s situation, and not just the context in which the author intended. What the author meant could be another story altogether. But these eyes, they read between the lines; to the extent that what the author meant is no longer a point of consideration. This mind, it wants to interpret it in the way it would like to; twisted and twirled in a context of its own. No, not just pure imagination. But that of reality, which has far eluded the reader. This heart, it seeks solace.. 

Some words of yours to me suggested

How, through the fog of peace and war,

A pulse beat on, that, strained and tested,

No loss could mute, nor sorrow mar.

To trace this pulse through its confusions,

Illusions, allusions, elusions.

And limn its complex graph of love,

No skein of words is fine enough.

Does this half filial endeavor

Hold half a chance of half-success –

Even to track your lives, much less

Not to let these recede forever?

No, if I’d hoped to grasp the whole;

Yes, if some shard may touch the soul.

- Vikram Seth, "To Shanti Uncle and Aunty Henny" in Two Lives. 

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Into the unknown – II Friday, May 19 2006

Followed by desire, provoked by want

The agony grew, and the thoughts began to haunt.

Still unsure, he was clouded by fear

He was still waiting to hear.

 

They met, they ate

They drank, as he awaited his fate.

Oh yeah it was a date, but wait

Now it wasn’t too long before it would abate.

 

It did, and there was no scent of a repeat

He was in the unknown again, and he didn’t want to forfeit.

Later he asked and as he waited, he felt jaded

As she said, “You’re a good friend” and added, “I think it’s just not fated”.

 

He was done, he was down

But he wasn’t going to turn around.

Not yet, he thought, for he had one more shot

People change, albeit strange, and could he lose something he never got?

 

The day would give way to the night,

He thought, should he give up without a fight?

Fight? No, that won’t be right, but resolve just might..

Oh well, he closed his eyes under the tall dark skies

Thinking tomorrow is a new day, and one would forget tonight.

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Into the unknown – I Friday, May 12 2006

A wonted tune played in his ears; one he’d got so accustomed to that he failed to notice the stoicism in the tone. A host of doors closed in random synchronization behind him. He didn’t wait for it to start moving. He was on his way out. He didn’t break his stride, not even to look back. He desperately wanted to look back, to see it leave, and to wave goodbye. Somehow, he managed to convince himself not to. He succumbed to the disquietude in him, quite like the trepidation of a child awaiting his/her exam results. A million thoughts surged at once, providing disconcerting views on the ‘right’ thing to do. He brushed them aside facilely, and walked briskly till he reached the byway.

He stood there for a moment, looking for a place to sit. In an instant, all those thoughts resurged and the insouciance withered away. He lit one, without ever having to concentrate on the process. It was of the most mechanical nature, one that doesn’t mandate attention. He was preoccupied with other exigent thoughts which required his assiduity. He sat down near the sidewalk, involuntarily evoking questions at himself. Questions he didn’t have answers to, questions he’d never have answers to, no matter how hard he tried.

His sullen mind was filled with curiosity; the kind which has baffled the best of minds, enticed gazillions of hearts. Curiosity of the kind which has been the object-of-interest of many a research studies. Curiosity he’d not known for over two years. Two long years. It was a whole new world for him. One he’d left long ago, in search of something more resolute, something more contending. Little did he know that his quest would lead him to where he’d started from, albeit armed with perspicacity. Not in the least did he regret it though, the two years of solace. Now, he had to pacify his mind, for there was no other way around.

Or was there? Was there actually a need to find the answers? Isn’t that what it’s all about? About the moment, the feeling, the desire, the expression. So what was that he did wrong? He was just being honest. Had honesty lost its stature in two years? No, not for a person who has reverence for the name “Jehovah”. That’s all that mattered. Every other soul (save that one person) could disagree with him for all he cared. For once he was at peace; unsure but satisfied. Now all he could do was wait and hope, for that’s what the world moves on.

He got up and resumed walking. This time, it was slow and rhythmic, and he hummed along with it… “… life goes easy on me… most of the time…”.

 

Into the darkness, toward his home

He walked along, into the unknown

He was unsure, but dauntless still

And silently he hoped someday she will.

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This is definitely going to hurt Sunday, May 7 2006

An article published today in the NYTimes, about the shortage of dentists in Britain, took me down the path of nostalgia. Yup, it was about seven years back. It was a cold December morning and there I was, covered from head to toe, in one of the remote classrooms of Delhi Public School, Noida, wondering when the last time I actually visited a dentist was. Sitting on one of the chairs, I was actually cursing Ogden Nash for his poem This is going to hurt just a little bit. Much has changed since then save the answer to that. I still don’t remember when the last time was, but I’m sure it wasn’t one which I’d have liked to remember. But let’s not go there. Some other time, maybe. For now:

This Is Going To Hurt Just A Little Bit

One thing I like less than most things is sitting

in a dentist chair with my mouth wide open.

And that I will never have to do it again is a hope

that I am against hope hopen.

Because some tortures are physical and some are mental,

But the one that is both is dental.

It is hard to be self-possessed

With your jaw digging into your chest.

So hard to retain your calm

When your fingernails are making serious alterations in your life line

or love line or some other important line in your palm;

So hard to give your usual effect of cheery benignity

When you know your position is one of the two or

three in lifemost lacking in dignity.

And your mouth is like a section of road that

is being worked on.

And it is all cluttered up with stone crushers and

concrete mixers and drills and steam rollers and there

isn't a nerve in your head that you aren't being irked on.

Oh, some people are unfortunate enough to be strung up by thumbs.

And others have things done to their gums,

And your teeth are supposed to be being polished,

But you have reason to believe they are being demolished.

And the circumstance that adds most to your terror

Is that it's all done with a mirror,

Because the dentist may be a bear, or as the Romans

used to say, only they were referring to a feminine

bear when they said it, an ursa,

But all the same how can you be sure when he takes

his crowbar in one hand and mirror in the other he

won't get mixed up, the way you do when you try to

tie a bow tie with the aid of a mirror, and

forget that left is right and vice versa?

 

And then at last he says That will be all;

but it isn't because he then coats your mouth from cellar to roof

With something that I suspect is generally

used to put a shine on a horse's hoof.

And you totter to your feet and think. Well it's all over now

and afterall it was only this once.

And he says come back in three monce.

 

And this, O Fate, is I think the most vicious

circle that thou ever sentest,

That Man has to go continually to the dentist

to keep his teeth in good condition when the chief

reason he wants his teeth in good condition is so that

he won't have to go to the dentist.

 

 

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Redefining luxury: Zimbab-Way Friday, May 5 2006

Consider this for reality (From an article in the New York Times):

A roll of toilet paper – $145, 750 (about 70 US cents)

Smallest currency denomination – $500 bill

(Hyper)Inflation rate – almost 1000% (Is it war time?)

Worker population – 4.2 million

Official unemployment – 70% (80% including idle farmers)

Salary raises for teachers and soldiers – $33 million a month (and that’s still below poverty line!)

Cost of childbirth – $7 million

Cost of a funeral (at its barest) – $6 million

Robert G. Mugabe – The SoB behind all this

That’s the inflation situation in Zimbabwe. Going back to the title of this post, what is luxury in Zimbabwe? Anything from bread to newspaper and meat to a cup of tea is unaffordable. How did this happen? Well, when you have a ruler like Mugabe, it shouldn’t be that difficult. Let’s see. Print zillions of worthless Zimbabwean dollars, seize all commercial farms and chase all the foreign investors away bringing the manufacturing industry to a standstill. This should result in shortage of foreign imports due to depletion of indigenous goods and foreign currency needed to buy imports, and voila! You have an economic (and needless to say, political) crisis. Keep this cycle going for around 7 years and you have the Zimbabwe of today. Pretty simple, isn’t it? And how naïve was I to think that the ingenuity of Mugabe was restricted to reducing Zimbabwean cricket to shambles!

"Normal horizons don't exist here. People live hand to mouth," Mike Davies, the chairman of a civic-watchdog group called the Combined Harare Residents Association, said in an interview. Are you sure you didn’t mean ‘hand in mouth’ Mr. Davies? From what I gather, that is the only thing that the normal population can actually afford (hopefully). And I’m certain you don’t need a couple of PhDs and twenty odd years of relevant experience to infer that!

I knew as soon as I heard the name Mugabe, that there is something evil about him (remember “Mugambo khush hua” from Mr. India?). Oh, and he didn’t stop at that. Apparently, he has come up with a kick-ass plan to put an end to this inflation by the end of the year. According to certain official estimates, this is the 7^th such plan in the past 10 years. Wondering what this eleventh hour miracle plan is? No one knows. All I know is in February, the government (read Mugabe, we all know it’s a one-man-show) admitted to printing at least 21 trillion new dollars to buy American dollars in order to pay off IMF’s US $221 million debt. Wondering what Mugabe was busy doing? Well, he was supervising the finishing of his 25 bedroom mansion north of Harare, near the plush houses of high profile ministers and military allies.

Now the interesting part (No, no really. It’s the icing on the cake). While people in cities and downtown Harare lead a life which would make the street dwellers in the hidden alleys of San Francisco or even the inhabitants of a chawl in Mumbai look like millionaires, on the other hand, in the rural areas, where subsistence farming is the only industry, millions of people are guaranteed free monthly rations from the United Nations and other donors. And isn’t that better? They’d rather have food to eat than cash at hand, since the value of the dollar is going down by the day. And the banks, which pay a meager 4% to 10% interest, are not of much help. [1]

According to the article, in Harare, north of downtown, diplomats and aid workers are financed with American dollars. Generators and bottled water are the norm, the cafes still serve cappuccino and the markets sell plump roasting chickens, albeit $1 million chickens.

As I see it, as long as Mr. Mugabe is in power, the probability of a revived economy in the near future is anyone’s guess. No matter how brilliant a plan he conceives, not much could be hoped for. I agree with the economist John Robertson, who is looking into the situation, when he says “much more inflation”. Mugab-way has always been printing its way out of the economic crisis, although that’s what brought about this mess in the first place. Quite like visiting a dentist, a vicious cycle, isn’t it? Zimbabwean cricket might cease to exist, but this way one thing is certain – Mugabe will hit the common Zimbabwean for a six! I must admit though that I’m not an expert in the political economy of the state. I’ll leave that for my dear friend, Buddha.

 

[1] Excerpts from the article which illuminate the plight of the common man:

Ms. Musoni's latest monthly bill for services from the Harare city government was $2.4 million. The refrigerator in her closet-size kitchen is empty except for a few bottles of boiled water. Christmas dinner was sadza, or corn porridge, with hard-boiled eggs. For Easter, there was nothing.

Unity Motize, 64, lives with her 65-year-old husband, Simeon, in Highfield, a middle-class suburb turned slum not far south of town. The couple occupies one room of their three-room house. The second sleeps two sons, their wives and their two infants, all left homeless last May after riot police bulldozed the homes of hundreds of thousands of slum-dwellers. A 23-year-old son and an unemployed daughter sleep in the living room.

Mother and daughter make as much as $10 in American money each week by selling vegetables, from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. But the profits are being consumed by rising costs at the farmers' market where they buy stock. "Like potatoes," Regai said. "I went last week, and it was $500,000 for a packet. And when I went this weekend, it was $700,000"

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Gone in 60 seconds Tuesday, May 2 2006

 

I’ve wanted to write about this for sometime now. Just when I was beginning to question the creativity of people in general and ad-film makes in particular, something absolutely brilliant caught my eye. It’s the new Airtel ad. In a world where every second ad on the TV makes you wonder about (a) the number of celebrities we have these days and (b) the extent of torture the human mind can successfully resist, Airtel comes out with inspiring stuff. I’ve been an airtel-ad fan ever since the AR Rahman ad came out (minus most of the shahrukh ads). But this one makes the others seem like some miniscule wannabe air-time hostages.

It’s all of 60 seconds. It’s in black and white. Not a word is spoken in the ad. No, it’s not a silent ad; there is faint instrumental music playing in the background. It still follows the “Express Yourself” theme that its predecessors successfully upheld. But once you watch it, you know it’s special. The fact that I’ve seen the ad just once and remember it as clearly as anyone speaks volumes. So here’s what it is like:

It begins with the Satyagraha Movement march of Mahatma Gandhi. The caption at the bottom of the screen reads “Two words can bring down a regime”. Next it’s Martin Luther King delivering his famous ‘I have a dream’ speech, and the caption reads “One dream can change the world”. Then it moves on to umpire David Sheppard giving someone out, and the very next frame shows a dejected Sachin Tendulkar walking back to the pavilion. This time, the caption reads “One raised finger can break a billion hearts”. It’s followed by a snapshot of Winston Churchill showing his famous victory sign after the Allied forces defeated the Fascist ones. The caption reads, “and two can win a world war”. Then it moves on to the youth, with the next scene depicting some youngsters with a sledge-hammer, breaking down the Berlin Wall. The caption goes, “one act of defiance can spark a revolution”. Then it moves on to someone who looks like Mother Teresa, with an under privileged child and the caption goes something like “one touch can instill faith”. Then it’s Dalai Lama, which is accompanied by “a whisper can inspire hope”. Then it’s Lata Mangeshkar followed by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and the respective captions accompanying them read “some voices can move a nation” and “yet some others can dissolve boundaries” [1]. The concluding scene shows mostly young people holding candles to form a giant peace symbol accompanied by the caption, “one hundred thousand candles can end a war”. And then the famous Airtel theme plays and the screen goes black with the following message:

“That’s the power of Human Expressions. Express Yourself”

Simply brilliant [2]!

This advertisement defies the conventional norm of using star appeal and cheap, useless, mindless matter. It plays on human emotions. All the different scenes are those associated with emotions, and Airtel does a remarkable job of bringing all the events together in a coherent manner. I’ve tried looking for the ad on the web but to no avail. Also, throughout the ad, there is no mention of the services they provide, the entire focus is on what they believe in. For once, they got it right; it’s about the consumer, and not about the company. This, I believe, is what takes this ad, and in turn Airtel, a notch above the rest.

I don’t know how long it has been since the ad was first aired in India. But here, in Singapore, last week was the first time I saw it, during a Bangladesh vs. Australia one-day match. It comes as a breath of fresh air among the mostly good-for-nothing ads that hog precious air-time these days [3].

[1] I am not sure about the sequence in which the last few scenes I described appear. But I’m definite that I haven’t missed out on any scene.

[2] Except for four shots (David/Sachin, Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King and Lata Mangeshkar), the ad-film recreates moments that mostly changed the course of history. Scenes of public jubilation, the epic scale of the Satyagraha march, the concluding scene of hundreds of candles forming the peace sign – all of them were actually recreated. According to K S Chax, National Creative Director, Rediffusion, it was made sure that they had the highest degree of authenticity.

[3] I wonder if Arjun Singh is planning on introducing a 50% reservation for ads made by OBCs, or better still, for ads made on/about SC/STs and OBCs [Insert phrase: one that rhymes with ‘clucking bell’]. Wonder what its impact would be on the quality of the ads these days, or the lack of it rather. To start with, gifted ad-makers like Kartik Smetacek, who wrote this commercial, director Ravi Udyavar, who is the person behind the original Express Yourself commercials, and award winning photographer Prashant Godbole, who worked on this project, would cease to exist.

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